Come Fly With Me

destiniyang:

lilbfan:

i have boobs… u have hands .. interesting ………….

niick4:

In 1937 two women caused a car accident by wearing shorts in public for the first time

rneerkat:

studmuffin2014:

rneerkat:

i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick..

It does make you sick. Literally.

wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!

theangelthatfellfordean:

that moment of intimacy with the person who adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster

kushdrinker:

my search was successful

trillow:

remember when the world ended last year

phenomenallyextraordinary123:

lindsaylohoean:

2014 is in less than 6 months just let that sink in

punkmonksteven:

annehathawillannehathaway:

yaoipeen:

imagine if you got paid to masturbate

Probably masturbate on top of that, too.

me: *sick*
me: *goes on the computer*
parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND DIE

fabulousandglamour:

http://pingvinukas.tumblr.com/